Dear Headache

Dear Headache,
While I appreciate your determination to be my new best friend I would like to inform you that that job is not currently available. If we have any openings in the future I will get in touch with you. Your daily visits have become distracting and I think that it's time we went our separate ways. It's been a month that we've been together now and I feel like now, as we enter Dec., is a good time for a clean break. No need to check back in, believe me, I've got your number. If I need to find you I'll just take a trip to the local Wal-Mart. I always seem to run into you there. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors. Really hope to not see you tomorrow.
Your Host,
Corin
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