Truths of Life from a 21 Month Old Genius

• The more time you get to spend outside the better life gets.
• All drinks taste better through a straw.
• All meats are better dipped in ketchup
• Going potty is only fun when it doesn't interrupt another fun activity. Twice as fun if it interrupts an activity you don't want to do, i.e. going to bed.
• Persistence pays off.
• If people think what your doing is funny you probably won't get in trouble for it.
• Cuteness will take you pretty far in life.
• If someone says no, smile and they'll usually cave.

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